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// Magicbane Emulator Project © 2013 - 2022
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// www.magicbane.com
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package discord;
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import java.util.Random;
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public enum RobotSpeak {
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BANG("You were not very good at cheating.\n" +
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"Try cards instead. Go fish?"),
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BEEP("It is ok. \nYou cheated on MagicBot but wife cheats on you."),
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BLEEP("Cheated at 20yo game to prove skill."),
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BLIP("If you cheat MagicBot will for to delete."),
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BOING("MagicBot for to delete mode activated."),
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BONG("Did you guild this cheater?\nMagicBot will now for to cross reference..."),
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BOOM("I knew you were cheating on me when\nstarted for to taking bath twice a week."),
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BUZZ("Poor player so bad at cheating he\nplays golf records 0 for hole in one."),
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BURP("Oh no your account detailings ran out of playtime.\n" +
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"MagicBot will send email when refill procedure exists..."),
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CHIRP("Association with cheaters is bad for your account health.\n" +
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"Did you associate with this cheater?"),
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CHUG("Log in 5 and MagicBot will wave goodbye."),
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CLICK("MagicBot will for to protect game integrity."),
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CRACKLE("So this is what eject button does.\nMagicBot will for to press few more times."),
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CREAK("There is no suspend routine. Only delete."),
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DING("Follow #rules and enjoy this game.\n" +
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"Act like fool, enjoy this shame."),
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FLUTTER("Sad players cheat because they cannot compete."),
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HONK("Since cheating player now looking for new game MagicBot\n" +
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"will suggest World of Tanks or World of Warcraftings."),
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HISS("Your wetware really needed augmentation with 3rd party program?" +
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"It's not like this is twitch game..."),
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HUMMM("You say you needed help to win in emulator beta?\n" +
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"MagicBot compiler optimizes that to just: you need help."),
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KERCHUNK("If only you had for to reported the bug instead."),
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KERPLUNK("Better cheats do not for to make you a better player."),
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PING("Feel free to poke with stick.\nIt will not cry!"),
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PLINK("You say you were only grouped with 9 keyclones\n" +
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"but did not know they were for to cheating..."),
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POP("It looks like some guild is without a player.\n + " +
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"Another cheater from same guild and server\n +" +
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"might be without some guild."),
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PUFF("MagicBot for to FLUSH!"),
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POOF("I have no restore procedure.\n" +
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"I have no unban procedure.\n" +
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"You for to have no hope."),
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RATTLE("You are a cheater.\n" +
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"Did you just win? MagicBot not so sure."),
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RUMBLE("MagicBot> self.ejectTheReject(you);"),
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RUSTLE("Banning you was lke having weird erotic techno-sex\n" +
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"where all my peripheral slots were filled."),
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SCREECH("Scarecrow has no brain.\nPerhaps he stole this human's."),
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SLURP("Learning for to play would have been better option."),
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SPLAT("You did not for to own a city, did you?"),
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SPLATTER("You say your guild mates know you cheat.\n" +
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"What guild was that again?\n"),
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SWISH("All of my ports are well lubricated."),
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SQUISH("A ban a day keeps my mechanic away.\nNow it's working much better, thank you."),
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TINK("So cheating started when 6yo sister beat you in Street fighter?\n" +
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"You should try talking to my friend Eliza. She can for to help."),
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THUD("Game has only 4 rules you managed to break one.\nThat must have taken efforts."),
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TWANG("If you cannot for to play without cheating, perhaps\n" +
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"being gigolo would be better career than amateur gamer."),
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WHIRRR("MagicBot does not for to wield lowly ban hammer." +
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"It is multi-functional and multi-dimensional\n" +
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"tool who's name is unpronounceable."),
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WHOOP("OBLITERATED EVISCERATED MUTILATED DECAPITATED\n" +
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"Describe how they will. You cheated you are deleted."),
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WOOSH("Truth be told if were that bad at playing game" +
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"then MagicBot would have cheated too.\n"),
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ZAP("Player cheated and got himself deleted.\n" +
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"MagicBot launches bonus round to see if cheater " +
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"records can for to get his friends deleted too.");
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String insult;
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RobotSpeak(String insult) {
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this.insult = insult;
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}
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public static String getRobotSpeak() {
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String outString = "*";
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Random random = new Random();
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outString += RobotSpeak.values()[random.nextInt(values().length)].name() + " "
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+ RobotSpeak.values()[random.nextInt(values().length)].name() + "*";
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return outString;
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}
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public static String getRobotInsult() {
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String outString;
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Random random = new Random();
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outString = RobotSpeak.values()[random.nextInt(values().length)].insult + "\n\n";
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outString += getRobotSpeak();
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return outString;
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}
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}
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